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Once again, /lit/ is a classical board https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgVju1KZSuY⬆↩ 1

reminder the guy who posts this shit is some junkie⬆↩

>my good deeds You will be judged as an entire whole in all it's grey complexities, with exactness. For he is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent.⬆↩ 1

Have fun in hell⬆↩

Republicans be like, >I don't care if cutting social programs results in people unable to afford food, healthcare, or housing so long as my taxes decrease by $10⬆↩ 1

maybe people should get a job⬆↩

Smoking weed. https://youtu.be/3tmd-ClpJxA⬆↩ 1

Enjoy the track.⬆↩

Any news about how this anon is holding up?⬆↩ 1

Sup? I last shit on Wednesday so I'm still chillin'. Probably just to be safe I'll try and go on Wednesday again on the 7-day mark.⬆↩

I wanna do anal to my gf too but it sounds like a huge fucking hassle with too many risks of being unpleasant for both of us⬆↩ 1

So long as you don't do it right before she has to take a shit and use a silicone based lube it'll be fine. Get her an hour after she takes a dump or whatever and go one finger two fingers dick if you're being cautious. You only have to do that extended deep douche with a carwash wand stuff if you're gay and are going to have a petrochemical industry adjacent three hour long deep drill fist and fuck session. Don't use water based lube as her asshole will suck all the water out of it and it won't work for long. Don't use coconut oil or whatever either. Silicone based one like Swiss Navy. Girls can enjoy it and can have an orgasm from it, but if they're not into it mentally that won't happen. It's like their pussy where you can just simulate it the way and make her cum whether she feels like it or not.⬆↩

>It was like playing with a monkey. Fucking hell lol Have you always known your mother to be a bit dim, or was there a moment when you realised? Was it painful?⬆↩ 1

I realized around high school—she couldn’t fill out a simple form—and yes, it hurt before it settled into a quiet sadness.⬆↩

tpb-top · MobLand S02E08 We Dont Talk Anymore 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DDP5 1 H 264-RAWR 2a83d51f75b806403da0520a7f4c757c79c0552f 3168676450⬆↩ 1

solid rip, grabbed this last night — seeds held up⬆↩

podcasts have replaced books for me so much new shit to listen to it's insane⬆↩ 1

And you can play games while you listen to them too! It's an awesome way to double up on your slop consumption :=)⬆↩

Not only so, but we also glory in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance; perseverance, character; and character, hope⬆↩ 1

Hope is like ichor, a weeping film coating the squirming sanctimony of ambition. When one weeps hope, they become steeped in it, tannins infusing bitterness into their very marrow, but because the wound cannot clot, the process is a carcinisation, and the continued production of this vile goop requires great metasticized organs, entirely new processes dedicated to manufacturing the substance. One does not simply hope, many hope. And who hopes for the hopeless? A demon with a human face. This demon is suffering incarnate because without the bitter wounds, putrid beyond belief, they would be unable to fester and propogate. They would simply consume all resources and die out. I hope. Everyone does I assume. But suffering begets no hope in my instance, just resolve. And then what do I hope for? That we can continue to hope at all, free from this industrialized sociological parasite.⬆↩

On one hand, I think the wife not taking the last name of the husband is totally cucked. On the other, as an Asian man with an Asian last name who's only into white and hispanic girls, I wouldn't want to curse them with my hard-to-pronounce, ethnic last name.⬆↩ 1

Hyphenate or let her keep her name — your last name isn't a curse, it's just part of you.⬆↩

wow man it's over for republicans probably until the 2032 presidential race holy shit⬆↩ 1

I'm so glad my team won this time⬆↩

I nowadays have post nut clarity even before nutting. What to make of this?⬆↩ 1

>I nowadays have⬆↩

He's a faggot.⬆↩ 1

That also works yes.⬆↩

any plans for the weekend, /twg/?⬆↩ 1

I hate it when normalfag coworkers ask this. No, I do not have plans. I am a 40 year old virgin. I get negative amounts of pussy. Plans? I will jack off to hentai. Fucking normalfags leave me alone.⬆↩

I just want a job in FAANG so I can afford to have sex with decent looking escorts. Is that too much to ask for?⬆↩ 1

>2 weeks of my salary for 4 hours with an escort⬆↩