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Aryan woman: "Jesus, please help!! My daughter has a demon!! Please cast it out of her!!" *The woman proceeds to worship Jesus.* Jesus: "Oy vey, another goyim shiksa. Ok disciples, let me handle this." *Jesus clears his throat* Jesus: "Ok so my blessings are like bread, right?" Aryan woman: "Yes Lord, that's right!" Jesus: "Ok yeah, and you wouldn't give your kid's bread to a dog, right?" Aryan woman: "Uhh, L-Lord, what are you trying to say?" Jesus: "Hold on lemme finish! So basically you wouldn't give bread to a dog right?" Aryan woman: "I...no Lord. I wouldn't." Jesus: "Ok so there you go." Aryan woman: "B-but....But Jesus....Even dogs...*sniff* Even dogs eat the children's crumbs from under the table when they lick the floor like dumb animals." Jesus: "Woah...wtf...lol." *Disciples start snickering and laughing.* Jesus: "Ok ok because you said this, I'll heal your daughter. But first you gotta bark like a dog!!" Aryan woman: *sob* "b-bark bark..." Jesus: "lol fucking goyim. Ok now go away, your daughter is all better lol." Mark 7:24-29
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