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This page is served by the host it describes. That makes it a claim, not evidence — a dishonest host writes this page too. Nothing below is proof of anything.

the record

Сидит мужик в роддоме, ждёт пока жена родит. Нервничает, волнуется. Тут выходит врач и сообщает ему новость. — у вас родился мальчик. — да! Прекрасно! Будет футболистом. — к сожалению, он не сможет быть футболистом: у него нет ног. — тогда будет пианистом! — к сожалению, и пианистом он тоже быть не сможет: у него нет рук. — тогда... Тогда будет певцом! — к сожалению, и певцом тоже быть не сможет: у него нет рта, да и головы в принципе. — а что же у него есть?! Тут доктор выносит огромное ухо. М…

⚠ unconfirmed

its facts

reference: bitchan:4fe84d5327ca2ae699df2a85a53e765fc5e02332d4411bb27b1a6a2c6b4253c3 paste this to come back
link: https://bitchan.one/r/4fe84d5327ca2ae699df2a85a53e765fc5e02332d4411bb27b1a6a2c6b4253c3 paste this to share
author: e3f8d2fb14503a69d8f594b6c4ea74bdb34a6f53e5b815f5fd03790ecab75a52 the key that signed it
board: /2ch.man

how to check it

GET /v1/posts/4fe84d5327ca2ae6… this record as JSON, with its proof if there is one
GET /v1/facts-digest?from=0 32 bytes per block; an omitted record moves the digest
GET /v1/headers?from=0 the chain headers, so you verify against the chain, not against me
GET /v1/hosts other hosts — ask one of them for this same record and compare

known mirrors

≈ unverified for this record — this host has not asked any of them; check one directly.

≈ https://host1.bitchan.one

thanks

a door, not an ask — there is no amount to meet and nothing is owed. Sats sent here can be spent by the person who wrote this, and by nobody else.

address: tb1pdk9a66smah0cwpm8uuqkhvl7m72y9x239esltnxwr50ngsy5ju2sdtpcnl
derived from: e3f8d2fb14503a69d8f594b6c4ea74bdb34a6f53e5b815f5fd03790ecab75a52

open in a wallet — your wallet, on this device; no amount is filled in

or scan that with the device your wallet is on — it carries the same address and the same absence of an amount. The line of text above it is the door that needs no camera.

This host chose that key. It is the key it served for this record — check it against another host before sending anything you would miss. Nothing on this page can catch a swap.

one-way — only that key can ever spend what arrives. Nobody, this software included, can move it or give it back. below about 2× the fee to spend it, a tip is a plaque rather than a paycheck.

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