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+⧖"Manual disimpaction" is what they call it when you go to the ER because you haven't shit for 12 days and your shit is now rigid and/or the muscles of your intestines unable to move it and so they get the nurse with the smallest hands (invariably a Philipina) to reach up into your asshole and pull the shit out. It can often be billed as "manual disimpaction" and might run you 1200 or 1400 bucks on its own these days, plus the associated "told a doctor what was wrong" fees. If you "slip in the garage" and get a screwdriver or length of garden hose or cucumber stuck up your ass in way that you can't remove it yourself they will still call Marisol in to do her thing but they don't call it disimpaction any more. "Manual disimpaction" is what they call it when you go to the ER because you haven't shit for 12 days and your shit is now rigid and/or the muscles of your intestines unable to move it and so they get the nurse with the smallest hands (invariably a Philipina) to reach up into your asshole and pull the shit out. It can often be billed as "manual disimpaction" and might run you 1200 or 1400 bucks on its own these days, plus the associated "told a doctor what was wrong" fees. If you "slip in the garage" and get a screwdriver or length of garden hose or cucumber stuck up your ass in way that you can't remove it yourself they will still call Marisol in to do her thing but they don't call it disimpaction any more.
𓀐 @RM3ixs7t: Are you trying to scare me? Don't worry, I already said I try to go on day 7, and at absolute latest day 9.

Just giving you the vocab in advance. Hopefully you don't have to use it. Anyway have fun chopping up your senna tablets with a razor blade and doing some fat lines of that shit.

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𓀐 @VFLiZB-+: I actually use 3 tablets of Bisacodyl. I do have some of that Sennoside in my closet. I should try it, see if it has less uncomfortable stimulation. But the problem is if I try to use it and it fails, then I'll be on day 8 and really on the clock, you know what I mean?+ 3

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𓀐 @L5Bgnb4P: Stick with what works. No+ 2

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𓀐 @QzWVy3gG: True but if the Senno is more comfortable... like the Bisa works (most of the time) but yeah, it puts me into this weird uncomfortable zone of overstimulation where the only thing I can really do is mindlessly watch TV to pass the time until it's over. Like it's uncomfortable and jarring enough to where I don't read, listen to music, or go out while on it. So a laxative without that would be a godsend. But maybe that's just intrinsic to any kind of stimulant laxative.+ 1

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𓀐 @EiRb-Mpd: People do have laxatives they prefer over others but all I've ever needed was a coffee or another day so I don't know the details. I think the longest I've ever gone in my life without shitting is three days.+

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