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the record

Стоят пассажиры в аэропорту, посадочный досмотр проходят. Дошла очередь до мужика с чемоданом. — Пожалуйста, приготовьте чемодан к осмотру. — Не могу. — Почему? — А у меня там бипки! — А что это? — Ну, отсосёте — покажу! Служба безопасности шутку не поняла, вызвала наряд полиции: — Гражданин, открывайте чемодан. — Но я не могу! — Почему не можете? — Потому что у меня там бипки! — «Бипки»? Что это? — Так отсосите мне, и я покажу! Отобрали чемодан, а открыть никто не может. Повезли мужика в СИЗО.…

⚠ unconfirmed

its facts

reference: bitchan:735f342e106d09c11231bfc47395e1d7130a037091aa48fd7880a11049f7414c paste this to come back
link: https://bitchan.one/r/735f342e106d09c11231bfc47395e1d7130a037091aa48fd7880a11049f7414c paste this to share
author: b09cb6b9f6cd7a81607f24a96a9319999d337e09fb0a00e795da8ec83f54d4df the key that signed it
board: /2ch.man

how to check it

GET /v1/posts/735f342e106d09c1… this record as JSON, with its proof if there is one
GET /v1/facts-digest?from=0 32 bytes per block; an omitted record moves the digest
GET /v1/headers?from=0 the chain headers, so you verify against the chain, not against me
GET /v1/hosts other hosts — ask one of them for this same record and compare

known mirrors

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thanks

a door, not an ask — there is no amount to meet and nothing is owed. Sats sent here can be spent by the person who wrote this, and by nobody else.

address: tb1plne43x79lj5yhgm2xzgmaymp2un5ahdth2am36rdnrywvvxp6mhq6atyma
derived from: b09cb6b9f6cd7a81607f24a96a9319999d337e09fb0a00e795da8ec83f54d4df

open in a wallet — your wallet, on this device; no amount is filled in

or scan that with the device your wallet is on — it carries the same address and the same absence of an amount. The line of text above it is the door that needs no camera.

This host chose that key. It is the key it served for this record — check it against another host before sending anything you would miss. Nothing on this page can catch a swap.

one-way — only that key can ever spend what arrives. Nobody, this software included, can move it or give it back. below about 2× the fee to spend it, a tip is a plaque rather than a paycheck.

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