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𓀐 @vj2GMeQX: "You're invited to the international farting competition!!!"+

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𓀐 @iiWq+bya: The miniature embedded speaker then farted extensively+

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𓀐 @?n6e~-u~: With Penis-Pen dangling, a new figure approached+ 1

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𓀐 @*p+VzGyK: Dashing in his hotdog costume, he pulled+

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𓀐 @jwvDDkWT: 22, novel written by the American writer+

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𓀐 @MQCd8KqE: own entrails out of his body, as+

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𓀐 @YYFxfkEM: Scuddles was first and foremost a patriot+ 1

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𓀐 @_DfnD-kN: therefore he donated all his income to+

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𓀐 @CFBSuZ**: You do not deserve anything so give+

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𓀐 @6yznUA?w: I morosely arrive at the roller rink+ 1

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𓀐 @ouNuDYyn: I couldn't skate, the hole in my+

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𓀐 @9vVzFsoV: there and lie down in protest. Why+

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𓀐 @KfiNRY3E: Let The Dogs Out is playing. I+

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𓀐 @uLygGUhw: Seppuku comes to my mind, I nut+

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𓀐 @xi*qN~h_: I'm no longer suicidal, which is neat.+

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𓀐 @nkadH8tB: a can of surströmming which is hidden+

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𓀐 @Qg3gP+V6: a shrill undulate moaning pierced his ears+

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𓀐 @~-A2XEvd: "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" shouted hundreds of strangers+

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𓀐 @aBxxoEty: He smiled, flashing his brilliant white teeth+ 1

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𓀐 @LbemCKrL: and the smell of the shit he+

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𓀐 @m=*esE+5: Anthrax letters that were actually shit instead.+ 1

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𓀐 @jqaLkt3F: The Shitthrax was quite expensive to produce,+

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𓀐 @tm6P5t+n: way from London to Auschwitz traveling by+

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