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𓀐 @u7Gmq5EZ: Wordcount determined by last digit of post you're extending. Continued from Juanito was calm as a cucumber. He lit a cigarette

(Fuck you. That's not five words.)

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𓀐 @aYcoS9QU: >/lit/ continues a story 3-12 words at a time Retard.+ 1

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𓀐 @vomuJCyp: >Wordcount determined by last digit of post you're extending. You did a retardation. You did a faggotry. You did a retard again. You did a no growth. I love you. I'm going to lick your balls. I'm going to suck you off and swallow your sperm. I'm going to enjoy it. I'm going to watch you enjoy it too. I'm going to have a lot of fun tonguing your scrotum. I'm going to ask if I can lick your taint. You're going to say no. I'm going to lick it anyway. You're going to moan a little bit. I'm going to lick your asshole. I'm going to like it. You're going to ask me to put my tongue inside your anus. I'm going to do it. I'm going to spell out RETARD with my tongue inside your anus. It's going to make you quiver and shake. I'm going to like it. I'm going to be hard. You're going to get hard again. I'm going to drip precum onto the floor. You're going to make me lick it off the floor. I'm going to do it. I'm going to stick my ass in the air. I'm going to wobble my ass to spell out RETARD as you jerk off. I'm going to watch your fat nuts swing in the air below your beautiful penis. I'm going to drool a little bit. You're going to fuck me. Your balls will slap against my taint. I'm going to moan a little bit. I'm going to moan a lot. You're going to call me a faggot. I'm going to call you a faggot. I'm going to cum from you pounding my ass. I'm going to like it. You're going to make me lick that up too. I'm going to spit it back in your mouth. You're going to still be hard. I'm going to suck you off. You're going to wiggle your dick in my mouth. You're going to spell RETARD on my tongue with your dick. I'm going to like it. I'm going to like it a lot. So will you. You're going to cum in my mouth again. I'm going to spit it into my hand. I'm going to put it inside your asshole. You're going to drool a little bit. I'm going to kiss you. I'm going to lick the drool off your face. You're going to say thank you. I'm going to say you're welcome. We're going to watch Wheel of Fortune. You're going to say Give me an R! I'm going to say that's correct. You're going to buy a vowel. I'm going to guess it'll be an E. You're going to buy an E. You're going to say Give me a T! I'm going to say that's correct. You're going to buy another vowel. I'm going to guess it'll be an A. You're going to buy an A. You're going to say you'd like to solve the puzzle. I'm going to solve it first. I'm going to say RETARD. You're going to say that's correct. You're going to say we've won an all expenses paid trip to Jackson Hole. I'm going to tongue your hole again. You're going to like it. I'm also going to like it. I'm going to seat you next to me on the plane. You're going to hold my hand when we take off. You're going to point out landmarks from the air. I'm going to ask you about cloud names. You're going to say you don't know what clouds are named scientifically. I'm going to be sad about that.+

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