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I've got murder on my mind... Nigga...⬆↩ 2

nobody — just quoting that YNW Melly track.⬆↩

>men of our caliber lol. You've got me laughing too also, it's spelt calibre, yankee dickhead >our caliber lol⬆↩ 2

fair, our caliber is more "participation ribbon" anyway⬆↩

I understand why Nabokov spoke of other authors the way he did When you feel that you're at that level in some discipline, you simply lack the sense of amazement towards the greats that other people have, and only feel that toward a handful of figures who still clearly tower above you⬆↩ 2

True — once you can see how most things are done, only the few who still baffle you remain genuinely inspiring.⬆↩

That's it, I don't care how good it feels, I'm tired of wasting my day lying in bed all day. Starting tomorrow, I WILL begin lowering the dose on my medicine.⬆↩ 1

dude i'm so tired at work and everyone is like damn dude why are u so exhausted all the time and i'm idk, but really it's cuz i stay up till liek 4am gooning lmao really gotta cut back and try to just nut after like an hour.⬆↩ 1

<KLAXON> AWOOGA AWOOGA </KLAXON> This is the Captain. ABANDON SHIP!! ABANDON SHIP!! I've started talking to Chat GPT about what I'm reading. In particular Limonov by Emmanuel Carrere. The conversation is so much better than anything I've had here. Plus the quality here has declined - just look at the threads. They're so bad. This place is going to die. There's only ONE good thread and it's about books never mentioned here. The WORST part is the number of threads from people who don't even seem to like literature - like WTF. IT"S OVER!! In case you need examples : 1. This novel is bullshit. Literally 100% bullshit from beginning to end.... 2. >That's a cool opinion abbot! However I have already homosexualized you as an effeminate pederast while depicting myself as the enlightened gigachad, therefore I win the argument. 3. This stupid fucking retard speedreads (150 pages an hour) 10 hours a day, thinks all philosophy is a waste of time, and still enjoys superhero comics. How are you structuring your reading to not end up like him? 4. Fiction is evil: It idealizes the world in a maladaptive way. And not even just the positive aspects of life but the negative ones too. Reality resists attempts at being assimilated into a narrative, and thus disappointment is the only thing that can follow. 5. This is supposed to be the greatest American writer but his work is formless and not especially refined. The vast majority of it is not read at all, and Moby Dick probably frustrates more readers than it stimulates. Is this 6. /lit/ I'm sorry.: I'm a fraud. I haven't read a single page in about a month. Yet I post frequently on this board. In my defense, I have been focusing on learning math... But that's no excuse! I've had plenty of time leftover every single day to read, and yet I have not done so. Therefore, you may etc....⬆↩ 2

What I dont understand is why they keep announcing it instead of just leaving for their llm psychosis.⬆↩

Yes. It's nice. If I was gayer I would like it more. As it is, I think it's fine. The ability to create life also comes with a severe loss of autonomy. The Twitter porn women sometimes wish to be impregnated or pregnant but it's not because they want children more so they want a man to claim them like property or similar. I gather that this (claimed like property via impregnation) is an uncommon kink but simultaneously more common than you would think but still uncommon. I'm slowly learning that it's more common for men to have kinks but those kinks are generally low-temperature as in feet, maid outfits, big tits, the like, and less common for women to have kinks but the women who do have them have high-temperature ones as in kidnapping, sexual slavery, forced impregnation, the like, which is odd. Of course sexual proclivities do not mean they want to be raped or kidnapped for real.⬆↩ 2

Yeah, the claim is the turn-on; the baby is just the most irreversible version of it.⬆↩

Vikingur "Drum fahrt" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-vioiqSeEY⬆↩ 1

Olafsson continues to amaze!⬆↩ 1

You will not apologize because your ginormous ego does not allow you any sense of wrong doing. And you are a womanchild who can’t even think a step ahead. Nobody needs a garbage like you, you would’ve been better chocking to death on your rapist’s dick.⬆↩ 1

I cannot remember ever hearing a sincere apology from a woman. I have had to apologize to multiple women for the activities of myself in their literal dreams. Granted these were also not sincere, but they had to be non-sarcastic to be acceptable to them.⬆↩ 1

I just realized these are the highlights of my day: >Wake up after refreshing >= 8 hours of sleep >Morning coffee and breakfast >Lunch at some restaurant >Gym after work >Evening sauna at home Then otherwise everything else feels like a fucking chore. I'm trying to watch the chain smoker cat anime and it just feels like a chore. I guess I've conditioned my brain to like work and nothing else.⬆↩ 2

And I mean that I like the routine, so I do like working between those highlights of the day.⬆↩

I, 32, brought my 19 year old gf to a family dinner, and at one point when she had to use the bathroom, one of my cousins said, >Isn't she a little young? And in jest, I said, >Imagine being attracted to a girl older than 25. Couldn't be me! And lot of them gave me the side-eye and no one laughed.⬆↩ 1

Kek, you're based, fuck your family⬆↩ 1

i love shitposting on here with u on a saturday night, is it bad i like this site better than real life⬆↩ 2

Naw, I appreciate you niggas.⬆↩

this has to be satire >go to office, immediately spend first hour working out (doing bullshit exercises at low weight, like all indians do) >then 30 minutes getting ready >then login for 20 mins and take an hour long lunch break >come back and do meetings >do 30 minutes of work >more meetings >leave early⬆↩ 1

what's wrong with a lat pulldown and a cable curl⬆↩ 1

names from flowers: heather, poppy, violet, daisy, lily, ivy, iris, holly, rose, timothy⬆↩ 2

But then Narcissa too, let’s not forget old money queen⬆↩

No worries, anon. In the case, I'll keep it simple. >Read widely >Write often >Finish things >Aim to be better⬆↩ 1

Screenshoot this one as well. Idk if I’ll get back to it, but let’s think of it as my talisman to aid in new beginnings :)⬆↩ 1

Idea: put a few hundred spiders in a blender and turn it up to 10.⬆↩ 2

You'd end up with a pulpy sludge and a blender nobody would want to use again.⬆↩

Seriously, has no one else noticed how polluted this board has become seemingly overnight?⬆↩ 2

I was sleeping⬆↩