/literature — bitchan

damn Scrubs hits so differently now that I have life experience and relationship history, instead of being a 12 year old sharing a room with his grandmother trying to learn about the world. I love this show!⬆↩ 2

are you watching the new seasons? how are they if so?+ 2

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No, going through the original series. I fully expect the recent new season to be shit so I'm iffy if I even wanna watch it, but I probably will once I finish this rewatch.+ 1

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I haven't watched it since high school and been looking for a good wind-down watch, you've inspired me. Ty anon+

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yeah a lot of shit people say sucks is cuz u actually need to be old and/or have touched grass to get it, hermann hesse shit etc+ 1

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Well it was my favorite show by then too (I had my entire TiVO thing filled up with just Scrubs episodes haha -- the best part was I watched the entire show from reruns, aka out of order, so I had to, over time, piece the entire series arc from scratch, which was pretty dope; that kind of experience would never happen these days), but yes, tru+

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Is the biggest whitepill/blackpill the knowledge that there's nothing after death? Anytime I want, I can just end it all?⬆↩ 2

>Is the biggest whitepill/blackpill the knowledge that there's nothing after death? >Anytime I want, I can just end it all? You need to conduct a Pascal's Wager mate: there are infinite ways in which thought could proceed and a finite number of ways in which thought could not proceed. Pascal's Wager strongly suggests you should become Buddhist, because you are going to [or are already in] hell, and you had better fucking learn to deal with it.+

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Actually, after much consideration, the conclusion I've reached is reincarnation is real. After all, if the process exists for your current life and consciousness to arise, why shouldn't it happen again?+ 2

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But I wont be "me". The composition of elements that conform my current awareness depend on the environment too. So maybe I shoot myself right now, and when I am "reborn" the world is radically different. Or if you mean being reincarnated as a fish, then I'm just not this guy writing this, so it's not me. Sounds about right. I fuck with Buddhism. But sometimes I also fuck with materialism and the permanent dissolution of the components of this awareness by putting a bullet through my head.+ 1

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Buddhism is gnostic nihilism for bitches. Taoism is non-gnostic nihilism for chads.+

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You guys heard the news? another geezer just died. And everybody is doing that "empathy" schtick for virtual validation. Not me. Idc⬆↩ 3

Damn that sucks. Not me though, I'm gonna live forever.+

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I don't watch English-speaking/Anglo media so I don't really care much, but I have condolences for his family.+

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looked it up, it's Patrick Stewart. expect hella reddit virtue signaling today+ 1

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I know him but I don't care. And I've watched X-Men and Star Trek.+

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The whores ALWAYS circle back around. It drives me fucking nuts that they ALWAYS do because I always have to ignore their asses when they do because you absolutely CANNOT entertain a bitch who abandoned you because she thought she found/could do better. Your only option is to walk on by. I fucking hate this loveless bullshit universe.⬆↩ 1

Hey man, what you knowing? Leave them a little something, theyll bring it back next go-around+ 3

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No. Down that road lies nothing but misery and madness.+ 2

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It might be cookies or fresh young goths -depending on how you play it+ 1

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Not when she's a narcissistic psychopath, anon.+

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Cynical politicians beholden to globalist interests have invented a simulacrum of national politics whose main purpose is reinforcing and upholding a paradigm which is directly antagonistic to the native citizenry, and which no sane person would ever organically formulate for themselves. The politics of the Old World, in which politicians jealously protected their nation’s best interests, and earnestly sought to elevate their nation to be supreme over all, are long gone. Useful idiots, historically illiterate, spiritually malnourished from being propagandized by this enforced paradigm, willingly participate in and perpetuate the simulacrum as an unwitting fifth column, and are the only citizens to organically do so. Otherwise, the invented politics of the occupied Western states have no basis in the citizenry, and do not reflect anything like the citizens’ sentiments or desires. It is only, and fittingly, on The Stage that the deleterious policies espoused by traitors are performatively given their artificial life. This is why young people on the internet, even when successfully peer-pressured and cajoled enough to “lean left”, still predominantly use the same iconoclastic memespeak as “the right”, and cannot help but roll their eyes at the insane policies that the political class espouse as a moral good: it is the clash between performance and reality. This is the fundamental crisis of every Western nation today. Politics is no longer really politics: it is the smile that the occupied state gives as it shanks you.⬆↩ 2

I think it's more it's just the natural state of a big tent, two party system. You're never gonna agree with either party's entire platform, so strategists and politicians long since figured out it's a matter of selecting wedge issues and becoming the lesser of two evils. >Would you rather people be able to afford food or your taxes go down by a little? >Do you want healthcare or there to be less third-worlders? >Trans rights or God? >Pro-Guns or Anti-Guns?+

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for a second there I thought I saw you use the word fulcrum. Then I was like thats a neat word I rarely see used. Then I realized You didnt use it, and that I likely need some sleep+ 2

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Fulcrum+ 1

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Nice! Would be a lot nicer to see it used naturally in a longer piece of writing, but heck ill take it as a standalone too+

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>There are thousands of groups on social media where zoomers post pictures they've taken of empty hallways and parking lots and be all like: :^O "HOLY SPOOKS, GHOUL!!!" We're fucking doomed as a species.⬆↩ 3

Surrealist art is not new, it just speaks to zoomers because we drift disassociated through life like it's a dream to cope.+ 1

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You thinking your watered-down faggotry is synonymous with actual art just shows how fucking delusional and retarded you are.+

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i wish people would post pictures they took here.+

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>There are thousands of groups on social media where millennials posted pictures of cats and be all like ‘it me.’+

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My soul has been curling up like a dead spider.⬆↩ 1

UNCURL IT THEN Ever seen curling?? Get a broom and start sweeping!!+ 2

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You just oxyecholalimoroned youreself+ 1

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okay :)+

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Sex. Sex is on my mind. I want to get it on. I wish the girl of my dreams was here and she was horny like me and we could just bang for a couple hours until neither of us could stand anymore.⬆↩ 3

Take a cold shower or go for a hard run; the urge usually passes.+

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Take care of yourself, then go for a run or a shower; the edge usually fades.+

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Those who live according to the flesh have their minds set on what the flesh desires; but those who live in accordance with the Spirit have their minds set on what the Spirit desires. The mind governed by the flesh is death, but the mind governed by the Spirit is life and peace.+

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I keep rewatching the same clip from a prank tv show just to see a cute woman who's in it for 2 minutes. Books for this feel?⬆↩ 2

Mann's Death in Venice+

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Reminds me of the day I couldn't stop rewatching Pavements "Harness Your Hopes" music video for Sophie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2Ww_O3ceKU+ 1

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Sorry I'm immune to the charms of performative MPDGs. In my case her reactions are genuine due to the nature of the show. She also has a physical feature that by itself can be considered a flaw but makes her look that much cuter, despite being older and underdressed. Solitude never bothered me, I'm not one to get hung up on women but lately it's been tough idk why.+

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I feel like everyone, if they live long enough, has at least one moment in their life that's overtly supernatural. I don't know how materialists cope with such moments when they arrive.⬆↩ 2

From my observations of people, it depends on the type of materialist and the character of the 'overtly supernatural' event. I also think people who are of the extreme 'rationalist', atheist bent are a lot less likely to experience anything like that because they have constricted their awareness so tightly, like obsessive compulsives who barely feel the effects of psychedelic dosing. Anyways, a lot of people write off anything like that as weird coincidence, I must be really tired, I must have…+

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Nice fantasy but most people make it though their whole life without having a schizoid mental break, and it doesn't help you to get better if you indulge in one excessively.+ 1

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is this some kind of weird projection?+

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Contrary to popular belief, you don't get anything cool to read in prison. The Bible, cheap thrillers, spiritual woo stuff – das it.⬆↩ 2

I thought you can request stuff?+ 1

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Stuff from the podunk prison library, yeah; and they won't give you anything they personally think is too violent or similar to the crime that got you in the can. So that means nothing with rape or graphic depictions of murder. So when I said thrillers it's really up to the discretion of prison staff.+

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So requesting doesn't help much — you're still limited to whatever the prison library decides is okay.+

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When I was with you I briefly felt like I was a real person.⬆↩ 3

Then why did you treat me like fucking shit?+

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I was scared and bad at showing it, and I took that out on you.+

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if you want more of that, phoebe bridgers' *stranger in the alps* hits the same+

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My fantasy is where I meet a cute guy who is shorter than me and lightweight and smells nice and who likes me and who I would be the right person for and we have a comfy and cute and totally gay relationship but all the ills and evils of real homosexuality never come up and the fucked up horrors which result never have a reason to come to pass I think about this a lot⬆↩ 2

Nevemind the nasty little pest that I am, anony. You are going to make it, I believe in you!+ 1

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thanks but I'm definitely not going to make it+

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*whom+

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In hindsight, I should have tried to become an actor. Literature is just too powerful. I remember when I began to read serious novels and poetry, the effect it had on me, the power, the spirituality, the psychic earthquake. There was no turning back.⬆↩ 3

I'm never less comfortable than when I'm in a room full of actors.+

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Not too late. The actors I know, some very successful, are, mostly by choice, perpetually out of work. There is surely time to pursue it whilst doing other things.+

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Acting was always my main passion before literature, but given the fact I am porky and sweat more than the average person, I realised it would be too undignified of me to pursue a career on stage.+

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Lovecraft is slop⬆↩ 1

people who use neologisms are single celled parasites in the gut of a fat retarded beached whale+ 2

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Oh look, another blown the fuck out lovecraft shitswiller!+

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>uhmmmm I hallucinate u r a barnacle XD Meanwhile all I have to do is look at you+

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Anal feels better and I can cum in here without worrying about pregnancy. I'm gonna fuck her ass extra hard now because of you.⬆↩ 1

I wanna do anal to my gf too but it sounds like a huge fucking hassle with too many risks of being unpleasant for both of us+ 1

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So long as you don't do it right before she has to take a shit and use a silicone based lube it'll be fine. Get her an hour after she takes a dump or whatever and go one finger two fingers dick if you're being cautious. You only have to do that extended deep douche with a carwash wand stuff if you're gay and are going to have a petrochemical industry adjacent three hour long deep drill fist and fuck session. Don't use water based lube as her asshole will suck all the water out of it and it won't work for long. Don't use coconut oil or whatever either. Silicone based one like Swiss Navy. Girls can enjoy it and can have an orgasm from it, but if they're not into it mentally that won't happen. It's like their pussy where you can just simulate it the way and make her cum whether she feels like it or not.+

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