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𓀐 @BYG~tdrn: My sex drive is too high. I am so full of energy.+

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𓀐 @eQwoM=8C: I am wasting my time with this, I am a genius, I shouldn't have to do these menial things+

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𓀐 @9QowijH=: Yep it's another night where I want to fag out and get railed but the instant I open an app I'm bombarded with fat dudes, old dudes, trannies, and dudes located in the hood and I realize I'm better off not risking getting AIDS vgh... the sorrows of being a trve gaycel...+

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𓀐 @gLpHr6rX: whoops forgot the previous lol+

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𓀐 @rg=JF8KX: Edgy!+

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𓀐 @UULPTN+E: The tension in my head tells me I'm gonna stroke out soon ifffffffffffffff (I solved the captcha and wrote this before the stroke)+

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𓀐 @TKQeyqN-: it got dark so early today cucked by daylight savings time i like getting up before sunrise but now sunrise gonna be early af+

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𓀐 @Nz66t-6+: Why won’t you just talk to me?+

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𓀐 @9xfV+bHB: I have trouble thinking of examples of non ironic humor. Also why did dfw dislike irony?+

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𓀐 @P3=tzL=R: The board is in such an awful state that this cancerous off-topic-in-disguise thread looks tolerable in comparison+

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𓀐 @bn8oB=CG: This week's meal prep I decided to switch it up from baked chicken/potatoes/vegetables even if the macros aren't as good with something else. Made a franken-version of Persian jeweled rice with candied orange peels, toasted almonds and cranberries, sugar caramelized with turmeric, and some italian sausage I needed to get rid of thrown in there. It looks festive and tastes nice but it's not authentic in the slightest.+

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𓀐 @=63hKo6G: These threads are not sufficiently literary and I am deeply disappointed and offended, you have defamed lofty /lit/ with your postings+

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𓀐 @~B=*tvPH: I spilled all the tea, bro! I named names! I exposed the whole rotten system at this fucking school! I leaked the DMs! I hacked into the popular guys messages.+

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𓀐 @FAvjrMTh: Should I go for a walk? For some reason, something is wrong in my brain and my thoughts are telling me that walks are an embarrassing thing to do, wtf Someone convince me it's ok and to do it before the sun sets+ 1

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𓀐 @5gK*hQbN: My ex texted me "I MISS YOU" about a day or two ago but I didn't even see it until this afternoon. I haven't heard a peep from her since last October.+

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𓀐 @99LcAV3A: My right hand hurts, and I’m not even done painting. I missed a good deal on new keyboard. I have to go to sleep with wet hair because I don’t have time to have it dry. I have work tomorrow.+ 1

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𓀐 @Jv~FMUsx: it's not even worth it to shitpost on 4chan anymore tranny mods never do their job so the only thing left to do is post nigger gore+

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𓀐 @NEojkC4s: I just leant about the Lindy effect. Its the idea that the longer something non-perishable has survived, the longer we might expect it to continue surviving. Very interesting idea. I assume there has been authors who have explored this, but I am wondering if any anon have made this their focus.+

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𓀐 @8DHRXVX9: >Where is the pool of men who are self-sufficient and like to read, are willing to go to therapy and are not afraid of a woman who has a passport? That sounds really wild to say out loud, but I don’t feel like I’m missing a ton by choosing to read a book instead of swiping on Hinge. lol+

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𓀐 @jEgeRebg: I can't recapture my thoughts as eloquently as when I had them, but I do want to attempt to write down the gist. I had a very bad low blood sugar crash an hour ago. After eating a small Twix bar, a leftover from candy gotten for Trick or Treaters, I got a bowl of shredded wheat and set about defrosting and chopping up frozen strawberries. I cut one particular strawberry in such a perfect manner that it gave me pause. As I looked on it, I felt incredibly moved, almost to tears, and started becoming aware of my love of and gratitude for strawberries. 50 minutes later I was sitting and thinking, when I decided to close my eyes, and there I saw that strawberry again, and was again moved almost to the point of tears, but this time better understood why. As many things have changed and continue changing, strawberries have always been there. Managing to be simultaneously simple and complex in their design and flavor, while being unmistakably associated with joyful memories from youth, and tasting great. With compounding uncertainties and change, I realized that strawberries would be there. They are a firm wall, a pillar, a support and a comfort, an ally, and a dependable one at that. For as horrible as this world can be, with senile pedophiles starting wars on whims that kill thousands, I realized that things as wonderful as strawberries literally grow on plants.+

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𓀐 @Qq~U7egm: /wyt/ is genuinely vital for the upkeep of my mental health i have no where else to express the socially unacceptable thoughts i harbor everyday+

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𓀐 @D+3MXY+M: Should I go to the library to read for an hour this late? I usually like to go at 2 or 3 and it's already almost 4. hmm+ 2

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𓀐 @V7_qGfmD: I am a man of Hate. Hate? It's a word for awareness of the primordial Truth. The Truth of Man's difference. The state didn't teach it. The state was the enemy. Truth is secret shared among men who had been discarded by a society bent on eradicating their kind.+

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𓀐 @_Xhy?B7D: I dream everyday about receiving that text...+

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𓀐 @NDMkTx_r: she just wanted someone to go to a halloween party with probably+

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𓀐 @a4Rx+hpg: fuck it if u guys can't post engaging content then i'm just gonna go play overwatch+

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𓀐 @ijEcnDMd: If you went on one date with someone, are they really your ex?+

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𓀐 @fruue=+G: I know who you are, whore.+

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𓀐 @e--8pF?s: dude i got rad ass air purifier it has this auto mode right where if the air is pure it doesn't do shit u can't hear it just sits there then if the air isn't pure it spins up and purifies the shit like i was sitting there and it starting making a lot of noise i was like bro wtf i just bought this fucking thing then i go past it towards the hall and it's mad smelly with cooking smells from down the hall that shit filtered it all i was like bro+

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𓀐 @wzwGY7kn: How do I go about convincing the elites who control the direction of human technological progress that 1. Hedonic utilitarianism is the correct moral philosophy, and that 2. This logically implies that we should, once we have the technology, unleash a swarm of Von Neumann probes that convert as much matter in our lightcone as possible into as many artificial minds as possible, and these minds should be designed to perpetually feel maximum pleasure in a manner they never tire or bore of, and these minds will subsequently be preserved in this perfect state of pleasure until the heat death of the universe? I have basically figured out the telos of humanity, what all technological progress should be directed towards, and now all I need to do is convince the people who control things that this is the correct course of action so that they set about implementing it.+ 1

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𓀐 @N5FHRj9V: I moved into this slightly decrepit townhouse a few months ago with 18 other people, many are musicians or painters or wannabe bohemians of one kind or another. on friday, we hosted a party. hundreds of people showed up. the patio was an open-air orgy, incredible to watch and be part of. on saturday evening it started drizzling and the little groups still left smoking and licking each other’s necks between shards of broken glass and feathers from costumes just kept on doing their thing. and now that it’s sunday evening and it’s quite pleasant outside, the patio’s empty, and I have no plans for the week ahead+

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𓀐 @SuYikJzW: There are all of these things that I want to tell you. Whenever I read anything interesting I wish that we could talk about it.+

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𓀐 @tC4pd~ex: If anyone other than a mathematician tells you something about infinity just ignore it. Even for mathematicians it took 150 years to put calculus on actual solid footings and it was because there were infinities involved. Some hick philosopher saying "suffering is infinite" has no idea what he means, what he's implying, or how his ideas expand or how they do not.+

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𓀐 @6XMfe=~c: I've been getting into classical music a lot recently. Been playing piano a few years and classical piano is sublime. Problem is that that I don't talk to anyone about it because I feel like if you say you like classical music, people either think you pretentious snob or serial killer+

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𓀐 @fXT8q2Cn: Slept all day. Might as well get some work done.+

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𓀐 @NMBS7swj: The biggest penis I ever saw was at a urinal when i was a kid. Old korean grandpa had an enormous flaccid penis+ 1

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𓀐 @8Acu_xu8: the word fucking is unnecessary. Not only unnecessary, it detracts from a nice observation.+

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𓀐 @6kCt+6Uk: So if I take a melatonin and am unable to fall asleep by two hours later, should I take another one?+

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𓀐 @YR*3*sDk: It's actually a disgrace that in this age of abundance we have homeless people living on the street in the rains of fall. We can split the atom but not solve homelessness?+

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𓀐 @~kATQ+fi: Wasn't necessarily better, imo.+

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𓀐 @WhMb6ync: Sometimes I think I have it in me to be Caesar. That if the crown came my way, I'd know what to do with it. That I could cross the Rubicon and hold the sway of nations under my mere whim.+

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𓀐 @B9THZQok: I am a published writer 4 times+

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