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𓀐 @SW+2~cmP: a few anons in the last thread really soured me on this whole 'humanity' thing. I hope they dont show up for this one!+

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𓀐 @XMma8N2h: Is it out of the question that the Ancient Egyptians simply looked at the stars, and planned their Pyramid formations in the image of a constellation? Has anyone ever thought of that?+

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𓀐 @2Q7ZRc?X: It's exactly the other way around (under the condition that you don't engage in degenerate masturbatory habits in wich case having sex is obviously better) and there's plenty of proof for that. For example, a book from the 17th Century explains how the inhabitants of Ragusa are exceptionally strong, handsome and sexy because they marry around the age of 25 on average for both sexes. Tacitus gives the same reason for the exceptional vigour of the ancient German nations. In fact male virginity ca…+

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𓀐 @aJByDsgP: Sex is a meaningful and nuanced thing that you do with another person. You have to learn to do it well, and learning to do it well helps you do other things well, to understand other people, and to appreciate many things in life in a way you could not do so without the experience of it. It changes as you get older. On top of missing out on the education it provides to who you are, who you can be, and especially who you can be with respect to other people, an excessive delay in having sex makes…+ 1

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𓀐 @MBWX-EVh: thinking of calling a hooker+ 1

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𓀐 @mxo7uJst: Who is the most beautiful woman in the world? Can be someone from past or present+

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𓀐 @LzNeZz6X: I have ceased speaking to my father because of his support for Trump. It deeply disgusts me that he could defend the Republican Party and its fascism.+

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𓀐 @=4C9Hygz: Sometimes I feel bad but then I remember some of you are like 25 year old virgins LMFAO+ 2

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𓀐 @h5mot-yT: i wonder if, right now, somewhere in the world, someone is wondering how easy it would be to rip Judy Hopps' ears off and watch as she bleeds to death. I wonder if its a teacher or a congressman or some other important figure that's made their living not admitting they have violent thoughts, or worse yet, watch cartoons.+ 2

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𓀐 @9ZW74FJJ: There is only one young woman at my church, who has tattoos (plural) and a long-term boyfriend already.+

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𓀐 @2Q7ZRc?X: It's exactly the other way around (under the condition that you don't engage in degenerate masturbatory habits in wich case having sex is obviously better) and there's plenty of proof for that. For example, a book from the 17th Century explains how the inhabitants of Ragusa are exceptionally strong, handsome and sexy because they marry around the age of 25 on average for both sexes. Tacitus gives the same reason for the exceptional vigour of the ancient German nations. In fact male virginity can be successfully prolonged until the early thirties, for as long as you engage in no-fap the effects are salutary and invigorating.+ 1

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𓀐 @TLmYYPMJ: Are you a substance abuser?+

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𓀐 @qY*AsgHF: Mega-hikes in the wild where I encounter hunger, cold, heat, thirst, dangerous wild beasts, savages and thiefs.+

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𓀐 @jW9cpipv: You've never heard about deadly poisonous snakes? I want to kill one, prepare it's head and decorate my front porch with it.+

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𓀐 @aJByDsgP: Sex is a meaningful and nuanced thing that you do with another person. You have to learn to do it well, and learning to do it well helps you do other things well, to understand other people, and to appreciate many things in life in a way you could not do so without the experience of it. It changes as you get older. On top of missing out on the education it provides to who you are, who you can be, and especially who you can be with respect to other people, an excessive delay in having sex makes you miss out on the experience of having it when your mind is still young. If you miss the boat on that it's lost to you, you cannot recapture it or really even understand it by looking back later. There is no compensation adequate for missing out on the above. There is, except in the most extreme circumstances, no harm in having sex early on in life either. It's illustrative that generally no one has to say what I'm saying here, that it takes a legion of moral used car salesmen to talk people into delaying having sex as long as they can, and that these same hucksters turn the same accusation of misinformation and bad intentions against people like me. But you know in your heart that a youth pastor encouraging virginity rings false and is performative, whereas when I say what I say it comes out naturally, there is no tension in it that drags against the order of the world or honest people's optimistic experience. No trace of that fear that liers have when they tell a lie.+ 1

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𓀐 @2BNRGk8m: All would have been better, both as individuals, writers, and men, had they not.+

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𓀐 @ojX?nX*e: That's not what I said. What I'm trying to say is, basically, I would have preferred to stay a kid for longer. Ideally until my early twenties. Just run around the blocks with my friends on a thursday afternoon, chasing childish fantasies, yeah, there was a time when that was normal. Fuck the degeneracy of our days and stupid adults promoting sex to teenagers.+

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𓀐 @fF*D6qDb: these threads are always tl;dr for me+

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𓀐 @YQJ_U9Zc: No, but I do spontaneously take 4 hour hikes on a Wednesday afternoon. What do you do that makes you taff?+

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𓀐 @fw6Ss9DS: Dear diary, This is the last straw. Truly, there is nowhere for me in this world! I have already booked my tickets to a Christian monastery within Japan and will live secluded amongst the locals contemplating god's love for his creatures. Goodbye ye faithless sinners, dssu!+

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𓀐 @*MaM+oec: There's a contest for novels that ends in a few days. Winner gets $3000 and publication by the press that puts the contest on. The thing is, this is the kind of thing I always get rejected from, and the entry fee is $25. So why bother? I'll just get rejected yet again. If the contest was free I might still enter, but I just don't want to be out $25 and be a loser on top of it.+

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𓀐 @y?cV-hKQ: I HAVE STALKERS THAT ARE OBSESSED WITH EVERY ACTION I TAKE!!!!!!!! IT TAKES A PSYCHOLOGICAL TOLL!!! MY ENERGY IS DRAINED!!!+

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𓀐 @zh5VQfFZ: Whenever the moon is full or close to full and I'm out or if it's visible from my balcony, I feel compelled to stare at it and have to actively pull my gaze away from it.+

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𓀐 @56tQ_?rH: have you guys ever felt truly listened to and understood there are some people who can make you feel like the center of the world. i've only ever closely known 2 people like that in my entire life: one friend from hs, and another from college for a lonely person a taste of this is a death knell. because you know you how it feels to be seen and because you know you'll never felt this seen again+

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𓀐 @2HA~wvo7: I want you to wear a sign around your neck that says "Avoid me".+

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𓀐 @x9ac7djL: Is It Halloween Yet?+ 21

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𓀐 @*HeRMpz4: Oh, go take a hike and hit a snake on the head with a shovel+

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𓀐 @daN7JL*t: i’m too clever for this board+

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𓀐 @FL~hudhq: So what do I say when I open the door today? I've never handed out candy all evening before. I open with a smile, they say "trick-or-treat!" then I say what? "Nice costumes"?+

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𓀐 @xiZB=WRR: 60 teenagers had a party in the cul-de-sac in front of my house last night. I was in the city getting way too handsy with a nervous mom on dance floor so I didn't see any of it, but the neighbor said the cops came and the kids scattered down the cliffside and off into the woods and through everyone's yard. I'm old enough that I hope some of them turned their ankles or their trashed out cars got towed. Happy Halloween everybody+

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𓀐 @Zekgv7=h: Halloween is for fucking the skinniest single mom you can find, preferably in her house with the paper thin walls so the generational nightmare of being 12 and putting a pillow over your head to drown out your mom's grunting stays alive.+

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𓀐 @F_JFA~L+: Gonna be a very boring one for me. Was gonna hang out at my friend's house but those plans got dashed.+

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𓀐 @cF3=H5Dm: dude... weed...+

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𓀐 @*D+wZP77: met my therapist to vent about my relationship. made me realize how shit it actually. left feeling so light because i know it's over and that I don't need to feel the subtle occasional shittiness from being w her+ 1

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𓀐 @o=qEr5+?: Have an idea about a short story on a methadone clinic heroin addict who has taken it upon themself to be resident OP of this inherently awful /wyt/ thread. A character deeply seen into and judged with scrupulous fairness. Think it’d be a good mouthpiece for some other feelings I have.+ 1

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𓀐 @pJa3e6uM: It's fucking mindboggling how fucking obsessed leftists are with christianity ("religion") >the bad guy thinks he is the head of a religion like the pope!!!! cuz he's evil and like, dude, christians bad!!!!! >dude biblically accurate angels!!!! they're like FREAKS man like holy shit lmao totally fucking alien dude bro christians?! >lol dude there's god like, god but he sharts himself lol!!!! so fucking funny hahahah!!! lol god is shit bro!!!! >dude god god god god god god god god god christians jesus religion!!! virgin mary giving blowjobs cuz lol christianity fucking lmao funny!!!! I'm an atheist and I think about religion or christians maybe once a month. If you're an atheist how can it be that important to dunk specifically on christians every 5 seconds, I know it's because you're guaranteed no consequences unlike with muslims who'll chop your head off with an axe, but why? Is it really all about perceived rebellion against the system when you use chatgpt more than your brain? is that not the system or what? Why do they never make fun of jews? It's cool to be pro Palestine too right now, why do they never dunk on jews? Not even zionists? I'm not sure if they know what a zionist is. A lot of them don't even know the old testament is jewish, how the fuck do they not know? How do you become so obsessed with a specific religion when there isn't even some basic information that warrants this obsession except that it's been white people's religion and the worst thing it did for you was mention that mashing your dick to porn 27 times a day is not a good thing? It's so mentally exhausting I don't fucking know how to deal with these people wasting my fucking time. Every other person my age is a leftist and they're all running this script.+ 1

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𓀐 @*LyV~=9u: So in Chicago you really just can bring a weed vape legally into a concert?+ 1

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𓀐 @eVQiwR?5: Thinking about twinks and learning latin+ 1

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𓀐 @LshrnJ5-: leaving my porch light off and staying inside tonight since my neighborhood is like 95% families with young kids and im the weird perma single incel loser creep and the idea of giving candy out and thus having to see and speak with a bunch of happy families all night long is mortifying+ 1

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𓀐 @sJB97gV~: >You will never be in your early 20's in 1980's in Europe/USA, go clubbing, have fun with your friends, fuck hot bitches, then marry a girl, buy a house, have 3-4 kids, get a job and work until you retire 40 years later, back then you didn't had to worry about being watched 24/7 by cameras/drones or being on social networks >instead you live in a nightmare that will keep getting worse until this World will make Hell look like a fucking joke I am so tired+ 1

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𓀐 @=jF~Ti4o: previous:+ 48

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𓀐 @BYG~tdrn: My sex drive is too high. I am so full of energy.+

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𓀐 @eQwoM=8C: I am wasting my time with this, I am a genius, I shouldn't have to do these menial things+

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𓀐 @9QowijH=: Yep it's another night where I want to fag out and get railed but the instant I open an app I'm bombarded with fat dudes, old dudes, trannies, and dudes located in the hood and I realize I'm better off not risking getting AIDS vgh... the sorrows of being a trve gaycel...+

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𓀐 @gLpHr6rX: whoops forgot the previous lol+

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𓀐 @rg=JF8KX: Edgy!+

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𓀐 @UULPTN+E: The tension in my head tells me I'm gonna stroke out soon ifffffffffffffff (I solved the captcha and wrote this before the stroke)+

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𓀐 @TKQeyqN-: it got dark so early today cucked by daylight savings time i like getting up before sunrise but now sunrise gonna be early af+

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𓀐 @Nz66t-6+: Why won’t you just talk to me?+

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𓀐 @9xfV+bHB: I have trouble thinking of examples of non ironic humor. Also why did dfw dislike irony?+

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𓀐 @P3=tzL=R: The board is in such an awful state that this cancerous off-topic-in-disguise thread looks tolerable in comparison+

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𓀐 @bn8oB=CG: This week's meal prep I decided to switch it up from baked chicken/potatoes/vegetables even if the macros aren't as good with something else. Made a franken-version of Persian jeweled rice with candied orange peels, toasted almonds and cranberries, sugar caramelized with turmeric, and some italian sausage I needed to get rid of thrown in there. It looks festive and tastes nice but it's not authentic in the slightest.+

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𓀐 @=63hKo6G: These threads are not sufficiently literary and I am deeply disappointed and offended, you have defamed lofty /lit/ with your postings+

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𓀐 @~B=*tvPH: I spilled all the tea, bro! I named names! I exposed the whole rotten system at this fucking school! I leaked the DMs! I hacked into the popular guys messages.+

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𓀐 @FAvjrMTh: Should I go for a walk? For some reason, something is wrong in my brain and my thoughts are telling me that walks are an embarrassing thing to do, wtf Someone convince me it's ok and to do it before the sun sets+ 1

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𓀐 @5gK*hQbN: My ex texted me "I MISS YOU" about a day or two ago but I didn't even see it until this afternoon. I haven't heard a peep from her since last October.+

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𓀐 @99LcAV3A: My right hand hurts, and I’m not even done painting. I missed a good deal on new keyboard. I have to go to sleep with wet hair because I don’t have time to have it dry. I have work tomorrow.+ 1

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𓀐 @Jv~FMUsx: it's not even worth it to shitpost on 4chan anymore tranny mods never do their job so the only thing left to do is post nigger gore+

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𓀐 @NEojkC4s: I just leant about the Lindy effect. Its the idea that the longer something non-perishable has survived, the longer we might expect it to continue surviving. Very interesting idea. I assume there has been authors who have explored this, but I am wondering if any anon have made this their focus.+

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𓀐 @8DHRXVX9: >Where is the pool of men who are self-sufficient and like to read, are willing to go to therapy and are not afraid of a woman who has a passport? That sounds really wild to say out loud, but I don’t feel like I’m missing a ton by choosing to read a book instead of swiping on Hinge. lol+

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𓀐 @jEgeRebg: I can't recapture my thoughts as eloquently as when I had them, but I do want to attempt to write down the gist. I had a very bad low blood sugar crash an hour ago. After eating a small Twix bar, a leftover from candy gotten for Trick or Treaters, I got a bowl of shredded wheat and set about defrosting and chopping up frozen strawberries. I cut one particular strawberry in such a perfect manner that it gave me pause. As I looked on it, I felt incredibly moved, almost to tears, and started becoming aware of my love of and gratitude for strawberries. 50 minutes later I was sitting and thinking, when I decided to close my eyes, and there I saw that strawberry again, and was again moved almost to the point of tears, but this time better understood why. As many things have changed and continue changing, strawberries have always been there. Managing to be simultaneously simple and complex in their design and flavor, while being unmistakably associated with joyful memories from youth, and tasting great. With compounding uncertainties and change, I realized that strawberries would be there. They are a firm wall, a pillar, a support and a comfort, an ally, and a dependable one at that. For as horrible as this world can be, with senile pedophiles starting wars on whims that kill thousands, I realized that things as wonderful as strawberries literally grow on plants.+

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𓀐 @Qq~U7egm: /wyt/ is genuinely vital for the upkeep of my mental health i have no where else to express the socially unacceptable thoughts i harbor everyday+

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𓀐 @D+3MXY+M: Should I go to the library to read for an hour this late? I usually like to go at 2 or 3 and it's already almost 4. hmm+ 2

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𓀐 @V7_qGfmD: I am a man of Hate. Hate? It's a word for awareness of the primordial Truth. The Truth of Man's difference. The state didn't teach it. The state was the enemy. Truth is secret shared among men who had been discarded by a society bent on eradicating their kind.+

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𓀐 @_Xhy?B7D: I dream everyday about receiving that text...+

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𓀐 @NDMkTx_r: she just wanted someone to go to a halloween party with probably+

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𓀐 @a4Rx+hpg: fuck it if u guys can't post engaging content then i'm just gonna go play overwatch+

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𓀐 @ijEcnDMd: If you went on one date with someone, are they really your ex?+

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𓀐 @fruue=+G: I know who you are, whore.+

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𓀐 @e--8pF?s: dude i got rad ass air purifier it has this auto mode right where if the air is pure it doesn't do shit u can't hear it just sits there then if the air isn't pure it spins up and purifies the shit like i was sitting there and it starting making a lot of noise i was like bro wtf i just bought this fucking thing then i go past it towards the hall and it's mad smelly with cooking smells from down the hall that shit filtered it all i was like bro+

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𓀐 @wzwGY7kn: How do I go about convincing the elites who control the direction of human technological progress that 1. Hedonic utilitarianism is the correct moral philosophy, and that 2. This logically implies that we should, once we have the technology, unleash a swarm of Von Neumann probes that convert as much matter in our lightcone as possible into as many artificial minds as possible, and these minds should be designed to perpetually feel maximum pleasure in a manner they never tire or bore of, and these minds will subsequently be preserved in this perfect state of pleasure until the heat death of the universe? I have basically figured out the telos of humanity, what all technological progress should be directed towards, and now all I need to do is convince the people who control things that this is the correct course of action so that they set about implementing it.+ 1

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𓀐 @N5FHRj9V: I moved into this slightly decrepit townhouse a few months ago with 18 other people, many are musicians or painters or wannabe bohemians of one kind or another. on friday, we hosted a party. hundreds of people showed up. the patio was an open-air orgy, incredible to watch and be part of. on saturday evening it started drizzling and the little groups still left smoking and licking each other’s necks between shards of broken glass and feathers from costumes just kept on doing their thing. and now that it’s sunday evening and it’s quite pleasant outside, the patio’s empty, and I have no plans for the week ahead+

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𓀐 @SuYikJzW: There are all of these things that I want to tell you. Whenever I read anything interesting I wish that we could talk about it.+

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𓀐 @tC4pd~ex: If anyone other than a mathematician tells you something about infinity just ignore it. Even for mathematicians it took 150 years to put calculus on actual solid footings and it was because there were infinities involved. Some hick philosopher saying "suffering is infinite" has no idea what he means, what he's implying, or how his ideas expand or how they do not.+

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𓀐 @6XMfe=~c: I've been getting into classical music a lot recently. Been playing piano a few years and classical piano is sublime. Problem is that that I don't talk to anyone about it because I feel like if you say you like classical music, people either think you pretentious snob or serial killer+

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𓀐 @fXT8q2Cn: Slept all day. Might as well get some work done.+

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𓀐 @NMBS7swj: The biggest penis I ever saw was at a urinal when i was a kid. Old korean grandpa had an enormous flaccid penis+ 1

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𓀐 @8Acu_xu8: the word fucking is unnecessary. Not only unnecessary, it detracts from a nice observation.+

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𓀐 @6kCt+6Uk: So if I take a melatonin and am unable to fall asleep by two hours later, should I take another one?+

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𓀐 @YR*3*sDk: It's actually a disgrace that in this age of abundance we have homeless people living on the street in the rains of fall. We can split the atom but not solve homelessness?+

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𓀐 @~kATQ+fi: Wasn't necessarily better, imo.+

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𓀐 @WhMb6ync: Sometimes I think I have it in me to be Caesar. That if the crown came my way, I'd know what to do with it. That I could cross the Rubicon and hold the sway of nations under my mere whim.+

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𓀐 @B9THZQok: I am a published writer 4 times+

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