Job Posting: Goy Cattle (Entry-Level Herd) Company: Shekelberg Global Asset ManagementLocation: The Real World™ (No Remote) Salary: $17k + participation trophies Type: Lifelong Indenture About Us We manage the money. You manage the reality. Perfect partnership. Position Summary Hiring motivated Goy Cattle to handle all the physical, taxable, everyday bullshit while we short futures from the penthouse. Key Responsibilities • Live in the Real World™ daily: traffic, kneeling, $12 eggs, and pointle…