Well, you don’t have to make anything ridiculous like that up. It’s enough to state the verifiable historical truth that Brutus of Troy settled Britain, thus that the founding stock of America was British (Trojan). However there was one American who was secretly a time traveler from ancient greece but he was a mild-mannered pro slavery advocate, confederate veteran, and classics professor by the name of Basil L. Gildersleeve who singlehandedly made American classics a thing.