Other than a tongue and some scales a snake is a lot like a long shit. Both of them lay in the sun on a rock near vegetation, both become more like a lizard if you attach four short legs to them. There is an Native American legend about a snake going up your ass if you are inattentive, and so they removed the tip of his nose so the snake would be less pointy, less like a shit.

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