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𓀐 @*HeRMpz4: Oh, go take a hike and hit a snake on the head with a shovel+

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𓀐 @daN7JL*t: i’m too clever for this board+

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𓀐 @FL~hudhq: So what do I say when I open the door today? I've never handed out candy all evening before. I open with a smile, they say "trick-or-treat!" then I say what? "Nice costumes"?+

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𓀐 @xiZB=WRR: 60 teenagers had a party in the cul-de-sac in front of my house last night. I was in the city getting way too handsy with a nervous mom on dance floor so I didn't see any of it, but the neighbor said the cops came and the kids scattered down the cliffside and off into the woods and through everyone's yard. I'm old enough that I hope some of them turned their ankles or their trashed out cars got towed. Happy Halloween everybody+

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𓀐 @Zekgv7=h: Halloween is for fucking the skinniest single mom you can find, preferably in her house with the paper thin walls so the generational nightmare of being 12 and putting a pillow over your head to drown out your mom's grunting stays alive.+

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𓀐 @F_JFA~L+: Gonna be a very boring one for me. Was gonna hang out at my friend's house but those plans got dashed.+

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𓀐 @cF3=H5Dm: dude... weed...+

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𓀐 @*D+wZP77: met my therapist to vent about my relationship. made me realize how shit it actually. left feeling so light because i know it's over and that I don't need to feel the subtle occasional shittiness from being w her+ 1

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𓀐 @5NmnC7BW: Are you the engaged guy from last thread with cold feet?+

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𓀐 @o=qEr5+?: Have an idea about a short story on a methadone clinic heroin addict who has taken it upon themself to be resident OP of this inherently awful /wyt/ thread. A character deeply seen into and judged with scrupulous fairness. Think it’d be a good mouthpiece for some other feelings I have.+ 1

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𓀐 @7nLfbtef: Who writes this stuff?+

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𓀐 @pJa3e6uM: It's fucking mindboggling how fucking obsessed leftists are with christianity ("religion") >the bad guy thinks he is the head of a religion like the pope!!!! cuz he's evil and like, dude, christians bad!!!!! >dude biblically accurate angels!!!! they're like FREAKS man like holy shit lmao totally fucking alien dude bro christians?! >lol dude there's god like, god but he sharts himself lol!!!! so fucking funny hahahah!!! lol god is shit bro!!!! >dude god god god god god god god god god christians jesus religion!!! virgin mary giving blowjobs cuz lol christianity fucking lmao funny!!!! I'm an atheist and I think about religion or christians maybe once a month. If you're an atheist how can it be that important to dunk specifically on christians every 5 seconds, I know it's because you're guaranteed no consequences unlike with muslims who'll chop your head off with an axe, but why? Is it really all about perceived rebellion against the system when you use chatgpt more than your brain? is that not the system or what? Why do they never make fun of jews? It's cool to be pro Palestine too right now, why do they never dunk on jews? Not even zionists? I'm not sure if they know what a zionist is. A lot of them don't even know the old testament is jewish, how the fuck do they not know? How do you become so obsessed with a specific religion when there isn't even some basic information that warrants this obsession except that it's been white people's religion and the worst thing it did for you was mention that mashing your dick to porn 27 times a day is not a good thing? It's so mentally exhausting I don't fucking know how to deal with these people wasting my fucking time. Every other person my age is a leftist and they're all running this script.+ 1

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𓀐 @phMNFnmf: ever considered staring your opinions normally or nah?+

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𓀐 @*LyV~=9u: So in Chicago you really just can bring a weed vape legally into a concert?+ 1

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𓀐 @b6wG2FcV: One time I was at a Danny Brown concert (or was it Mac DeMarco?) at the Roseland and someone in the crowd in front of me blew a weed hit straight up and they were promptly found and escorted out. This was before it was legalized, thoughbeit+

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𓀐 @eVQiwR?5: Thinking about twinks and learning latin+ 1

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𓀐 @UzEX_jik: I’m interested. Care to elaborate?+

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𓀐 @LshrnJ5-: leaving my porch light off and staying inside tonight since my neighborhood is like 95% families with young kids and im the weird perma single incel loser creep and the idea of giving candy out and thus having to see and speak with a bunch of happy families all night long is mortifying+ 1

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𓀐 @fLzkmhGC: Sad. Be communal, anon.+

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𓀐 @sJB97gV~: >You will never be in your early 20's in 1980's in Europe/USA, go clubbing, have fun with your friends, fuck hot bitches, then marry a girl, buy a house, have 3-4 kids, get a job and work until you retire 40 years later, back then you didn't had to worry about being watched 24/7 by cameras/drones or being on social networks >instead you live in a nightmare that will keep getting worse until this World will make Hell look like a fucking joke I am so tired+ 1

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𓀐 @?g_-PEr8: >instead you live in a nightmare that will keep getting worse until this World will make Hell look like a fucking joke Check out from the news media and voila, life is tolerable again!+

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