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𓀐 @uV-4byHP: but...anon i'm not fasting at all?+

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𓀐 @smsMWvHw: >Finally did 10 reps of 225 on bench press >All AI chatbots tell me that less than 1% of men can do that I guess I can feel a little bit of smugness now+

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𓀐 @SA9UC_Ln: >35 yo virgn+ 6

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𓀐 @_2qRFCc3: > 34.5 yo this year I've started accepting, through various coping mechanisms, that women and their bullshit are not for me+ 1

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𓀐 @WcV6qSLM: that's until you find yourself face-first betwixt the ass cheeks of a beautiful woman that smell cannot be obtained any other way and everything pales in comparison+

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𓀐 @Xmfv3FFN: What exactly is wrong with you guys in order for this to be the case?+ 3

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𓀐 @CP6Ym4wP: here, the tldr is autism (the shitty kind you get from being a shut in/loner) and unresolved traumas (the latter probably led to the former)+ 1

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𓀐 @uT=YmzWB: are you sure you're not just severely under socialized instead of actually autistic? There is a lot of crossover between the two, but they are not the same. Regarding the traumas, that sucks, but you're a man, so you need to actively seek solutions so you can build yourself up, or at least, not be so pathetic. Are you trying? Do you even want to try?+

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𓀐 @hW5E-FLr: it's very easy to end like this as a man. men are the active sex, if you do not pursue relationships you simply won't have any.+

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𓀐 @*v7rwc-z: 18 year old woman wants me and im 34, i don't what to do because everyone looks me like i'm a creep+

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𓀐 @C4oh+GsZ: Had a convo at work today with a “superior” that boiled down to him accusing me of having a bad attitude because I didn’t say hi to him (LOL), him having a tantrum in front of everyone about it so I suggested we go speak about it somewhere private instead of in front of everyone, then he had a meltdown in his office because I explained I have no attitude with him but the constant disrespect doesn’t exactly make me feel motivated or happy to be there. His melt down was more or less 15 minutes of >YOUS PUTTIN WORDS IN MY MOUF STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUF >*random tangent about nothing* >OH SO IM A LIAR I AM A GROWN MAN DO NOT CALL ME A LIAR >(me) well I just did because that’s what you’re doing now >YOU AINEEN DAT BIG A DEAL TO ME I GOT WAY MORE TO WORRY BOUT DEN YOU YOU SMALL FRY TO ME All because I quite literally said this that and the third happened “and it has been a constant string of blatant disrespect so now we are at the point that when you do ABCD I FEEL like it’s personal and hostile. Zero attempt to find recourse or remedy. Zero effort on his part to have any kind of civil discourse. He started calling me names claimed I was a liar and made it all up so I just laughed and walked away from him, he tried to follow me so I put a finger in his face like a retard and told him he’s “out of his mind” Dudes a fuckin clown. Immediately lost all professionalism because I dared to claim he did wrong, at the end he said he was getting corporate involved I told him I hope he would and then did it myself after. Like the whole situation if him constantly ostracizing and blaming me for other peoples mistakes and me having to go and fix them. It’s often stuff totally unrelated to me or that I had nothing to do with, even stuff that happened when I wasnt there. And no matter how I reply if I point this out the guy circles back and diverts the blame and accountability back onto me anyways. So no I don’t want to interact with you when I can avoid it+ 1

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𓀐 @8oeM9Y*+: As a senior manager I must advise you not to disregard common courtesies such as greeting your superiors, even if they're unpleasant. You're not at home or working for free, show some respect. Leave your ego at the front door and don't make bullshit excuses like "Oh, I didn't see him". That being said, your manager seems to be on a power trip, you did the right thing by standing up for yourself and trying to settle the matter privately. Some people need to learn their place and realize they're feeble mortals like everyone else.+

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𓀐 @EWPwc38D: As men, there's always the unspoken rule that you can settle the score and squash your beef after a face to face conversation, positions and status aside. Obviously it didn't work with our guy because his boss is a whiny little cunt.+

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𓀐 @uj-mDQRn: What's the best way to reduce pre-diabetic? Ive been fluctuating between 5.6 to 5.7 over past year. Also I think I need to look into trt. What the best way to lose belly fat? I'm 6'3-6'4 and 220lbs so I need to lose at least 20 -30 lbs. I just have low energy to and think I may have low T or something??+

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𓀐 @TPMd=Jwu: Anons, I'm having issues while making out due to grip strength. She always keeps telling me to be more gentle and I can't, I'm not pressing at all. Whoever told me to train grip strength fucking lied, I can't be gentle at all. Opened a soda bottle with my fingers recently accidentally, thought it was a twisty top and it was a regular one. I tried using creams to at least make the skin soft, but then the barbell tears callouses off my palms. At least there's no risk of damage to me when fingering and it used to be a thing when the writhe too much, came quite close to snapping a finger a few times a few years back.+

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𓀐 @UEM_hHnT: redbull pls. I fucked a 20 year old /fit/ tier girl Friday night. I'm 37. Her back taper made her hips and ass look absolutely insane from the back. Her cute little tummy with abs from the front. She was got so tight, I had trouble sticking it in at times lol. I don't wanna have sex anymore cause she literally a 10/10 from an aesthetic stand point. fml+ 1

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𓀐 @VJyXCdoL: damn bro, another mid to late 30s single guy on fit fucking a very hot teenager or barely out of teenage years girl? thats crazy.+

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𓀐 @gyejk-D-: Anyone saved the thread about red light therapy? I need some aging support, the days are stressing my body out.+

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𓀐 @nfQjDfNX: I'm pretty fucked atm. I'm 31 and I've been talking with a girl since june, she is 28. We met through a christian app, so we shared the same values. We are both from the same country but we lived in different cities, everything was going great, we spoke hours daily, and we connected super well. She moved to another country a few months ago but things stayed the same, I traveled there in September and we met for the first time, things were good but sex wasnt the best, I just thought that it was becouse it was the first time having sex together and nothing else. After I came back home, I noticed that things were different, we didnt talk as much and things were colder, I told her that, and at first she told me she was just busy, but after I kept insisting she told me that she simply didn't find me attractive. That shit broke me, as I said before we met through an app and we had a lot of videocalls. she told me that she finds me handsome but she's used to being with guys that are way more athletic and have a better body. I'm 1,81cm and 90kg so I know I'm fat and I should lose weight, but I legit thoght se was the one, and even worse is she telling me that she likes everything about me but she can't fall for a guy whose body she doesn't like. I understand having physical preferences, I'm the first that would have a hard time dating a girl I don't find attractive, but thats something I would realise early stages not after all this time, and having the connection we had. I feel like shit lads.+

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𓀐 @Dq-fNtMh: >Short term side effects are weight gain Fyi most drugs with this side effect are actually "You will have an increased appetite" and because most people are cattle, they just eat more. If you track your food like usual, you'll be fine. Optionally, you can think of this 2 week period as a test for resisting hunger signals. >so lasting effects can't be too bad, right? Worst case scenario, you just stop taking it, yeah? Wouldn't hurt to try it for a little, especially if the doc is recommending it. All it'll take is a calorie deficit anon. I'm sure you can make it, good luck.+

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𓀐 @6Xb?bnpJ: >door to door voter flier people started coming by >usually just bang on door way too loud and that’s it >today loud knock, moments later hear doorknob being turned >doorknob is stuck and needs wd40 really bad not easy to turn so was 100% then trying to get in When I went to check they weren’t there but I had the flier. My knob was stuck turned to the side it would be if you were trying to get in. So they tried to break in. I sent a pic of the flier to a friend (liberal advertisement btw) and he said he got the same one but they harassed his girlfriend and kept trying to find out if she was alone. Idk what to do+

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𓀐 @JfLJMC8~: Got a date today. Hopefully a successful one.+

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𓀐 @AMFLZz56: I take it on the chin every day man, this is the only place I bitch about it because that's what everyone does in these gay ass threads every weekend. I just feel like shit because I'm about to turn another year older with nothing to show for it. But you are correct objectively. Not to be a fag but I could genuinely live with almost all of it if I had a bigger dick but that's not really in the cards. Call me gay or whatever but I genuinely believe that if I woke up with a 7 incher tomorrow a LOT of my mental health problems would go away because I just feel like a bitch. Everything I try to do feels like compensating and its kind of true. I'm just in my feelings lately like what I said to the other anon but I do appreciate your more positive spin on things. My mental programming is negative because I've behaved like a loser my whole life and its not unfounded at all, so its tough to lie to myself like that with no victories under my belt. I do good at work because I have an objective point-a-to-point-b routine, but left to my own devices and free will I just fall apart and accomplish nothing. I try to save up or lose weight or whatever else but the road ahead is so daunting and long, since I've been a loser for so long I begin to ask myself why even bother? Its hard to keep myself in line but nobody else cares enough to try to help me be accountable. Its a demon I have to face on my own and historically I've proven many times that I don't have what it takes to win. I dunno man. These feelings have come and gone before. I can't kill myself because my mom would be sad and my cat wouldn't understand. I just have to tough it out again, for better or worse.+

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𓀐 @U8fuB-vT: He taught me how to tie a cherry stem into a knot and told me it was a party trick. Then on halloween, he gave me the signal to do the trick and all his friends laughed and he said "I DON'T know what his mom is teaching him or when he became a fairy!" A group of adults laughing at you does not feel very good at all when you're a kid. I felt so damn low. I found out that the set up was "Something something only sluts and fags know how to tie a cherry stem into a knot". So he planned the whole thing just to insult his own family. what the fuck.+

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𓀐 @LFXTD79X: i hit on a girl at the gym that was like an alt goth slut that you could tell was an easy fuck. she was on her phone the entire time in the gym, and I eventually was like fuck it ill go say hi. Anyways, i talked to her about music then asked for her number, and got it, and texted her later. she waited 24 hours to text me back (remember she was on her phone THE ENTIRE 1 HOUR in the gym while on the cardio bike), and she said "Hey sorry I just saw this, I can't meet up because I'm really busy with university and work" and I replied "No worries, was nice meeting you" and then she replied right away again "Yeah I'm just really sorry that i can't meet because I'm so busy" now I should have left it at that but of course im like lmao fucking stupid cunt wants me to play her game. So anyways, I sperged out, and said "while I appreciate your apology for not being able to do the me courtesy of meeting me, i'll think i'll be alright" and she replied "what the fuck?" and then I said "Tell you what, if you apologize to me for being such a fucking cunt, MAYBE i'll still fuck you" to which she never responded+

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𓀐 @Se44SFFE: Do you ever miss her?+

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